Tickle me Purple! I've been published in The New York Times!
I got some lemons, and I made us all some lemonade. Anyone thirsty?
Check out my piece in Modern Love, Getting Married Is Better Than Dying, Right?
It's my first published work!
Thanks to Daniel Jones and the Modern Love team at The Times!
And thanks to Daniel Rea for his amazing artwork!

Artwork by Brian Rea
And thanks for visiting, readers! I'm gonna go keep slapping myself in the face until I believe this is real.